Give it up Old St. Nick! You’re not joshing anyone. You can wait for public transit all you want, as if we don’t know that you’ve got a teleporting sleigh with some antlered animals that guide it, and we’re not supposed to think twice while you’re faking it like you need to ride the bus. Well played, Kringle. Well played. (Taken with instagram)

#midwestwhips #soloparking #morninautos #vantastic #vanlife #vantasy #vantasyworld (Taken with instagram)

#midwestwhips #soloparking #herbie #thelovebug (Taken with instagram)

#stairscapes (Taken with instagram)

#whiledriving #outthewindow #croptnblurd (Taken with instagram)

#motorsickle (Taken with instagram)

The faceless man… (Taken with instagram)

#midwestwhips #soloparking #morninautos #schudecar #customtruck (Taken with instagram)

#motorsickle (Taken with instagram)

#klumbis (Taken with instagram)

I am so good at this. Even when you cross culturally shapeshift and slim down dude, I know it’s you. You can’t run forever Kringle. #undercoversanta (Taken with instagram)